{"id":3498,"date":"2011-09-13T09:24:18","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T14:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inkstarzz.com\/sports\/2011\/09\/nfl-week-1-recap-scores-beast-of-the-week-childish-stat-of-the-week-and-a-player-gets-the-song-of-the-week\/"},"modified":"2011-09-13T09:24:18","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T14:24:18","slug":"nfl-week-1-recap-scores-beast-of-the-week-childish-stat-of-the-week-and-a-player-gets-the-song-of-the-week-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/2011\/09\/13\/nfl-week-1-recap-scores-beast-of-the-week-childish-stat-of-the-week-and-a-player-gets-the-song-of-the-week-2\/","title":{"rendered":"NFL Week 1 Recap, Scores, Beast Of The Week, Childish Stat of The Week and A Player Gets The Song Of The Week."},"content":{"rendered":"

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The recaps here are a little different. It’s basically the first thoughts that come to mind when we ( Inkstarzzsports.com) think of all the NFL games that were played during week 1. It’s a little different and a lot of fun and I know a lot of you were thinking the same way after these games.<\/p>\n

Week 1 Recaps<\/strong><\/p>\n

New England Patriots- Tom Brady is a monster, he showed the world how you’re supposed to take your talents to South Beach. The Pats made the Dolphins look like the Heat in the 4th quarter.<\/p>\n

New York Jets- The green must represent four leaf clovers because that win was all luck<\/p>\n

Buffalo Bills- Welcome back to the NFL, your fans missed you.<\/p>\n

Miami Dolphins- The Pats took these fish to the sea. Tom Brady had those DBs drowning all night<\/p>\n

Baltimore Ravens- These guys are the bullies that remixed the Steelers “Black & Yellow” song and turned the terrible towels into white flags.<\/p>\n

Cincinnati Bengals- Woo hoo! You guys are one win closer to your two game win projection. (Don’t forget we picked you to win a lot this season)<\/p>\n

Pittsburgh Steelers- Hey Steelers, You do know that was a regular season game right?<\/p>\n

Cleveland Browns- (Singing) “Almost Doesn’t Count”<\/p>\n

Houston Texans- You’re like every man’s crush. You’re always good at the beginning, but then you show your true colors. Good win though, I’m rooting for you.<\/p>\n

Jacksonville Jaguars- You proved that it doesn’t matter how you win…..just win! That was an ugly game<\/p>\n

Tennessee Titans- You didn’t win but you seem like you have found a good QB to WR combo. Hasselbeck to Britt should be fun to watch this year.<\/p>\n

Indianapolis Colts- …And with the first pick of the NFL 2012 draft the Indianapolis Colts select…..<\/p>\n

San Diego Chargers- Whatever you guys did to McNabb…….worked<\/p>\n

Kansas City Chiefs- 1 year wonder? How do you explain letting the Bills come in and jump all over your couch like they did?<\/p>\n

Denver Broncos – You turn the ball over, You lose.<\/p>\n

Oakland Raiders- Sebastian Janikowski knocked down a 63 yard field goal and the Raiders kicked the Broncos out of their own stadium.<\/p>\n

Washington Redskins- You guys look like a solid team so far, but looks can be deceiving. Are the Redskins that good glass of Kool-aid or that same old spoiled glass of milk? Time will tell.<\/p>\n

Philadelphia Eagles- Are the Eagles really as good as their off-season signings?<\/p>\n

New York Giants- How do you justify letting Rex Grossman throw for over 300 yards on you? Can anybody explain this? Anybody?<\/p>\n

Dallas Cowboys- This team, hands down, has some of the most creative ways of losing games ever.<\/p>\n

Chicago Bears- Solid!<\/p>\n

Green Bay Packers-These guys are the Super Bowl champs for a reason. Aaron Rodgers made the Saints’ secondary look asinine<\/p>\n

Detroit Lions- This D-line should be on the Madden cover.<\/p>\n

Minnesota Vikings- McNabb only had 39 yards passing….in real life, and he played the whole game at quarterback.<\/p>\n

New Orleans Saints- Offense looks great, defense looks like a bunch of cub scouts. How can a blitzing team have a blitz so slow?<\/p>\n

Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Not the same team from last season, but they should be ok<\/p>\n

Carolina Panthers- Cam Newton!!!!<\/p>\n

Atlanta Falcons- Wow, the Bears invited you over and sent you home crying. Matt Ryan looked sleepy<\/p>\n

Arizona Cardinals- The Cards won’t have to pull Kurt Warner out of retirement after-all. Kolb looks solid after one game.<\/p>\n

San Francisco 49ers- They won, that’s really it.<\/p>\n

Seattle Seahawks- Seahawks got their wings clipped.<\/p>\n

St. Louis Rams- Bad game, lots of injuries, but they’ll bounce back.<\/p>\n

Week 1 NFL Scores<\/strong><\/p>\n

Green Bay 42, New Orleans 34<\/p>\n

Chicago 30, Atlanta 12<\/p>\n

Cincinnati 27, Cleveland 17<\/p>\n

Buffalo 41, Kansas City 7<\/p>\n

Philadelphia 31, St. Louis 13<\/p>\n

Detroit 27, Tampa Bay 20<\/p>\n

Jacksonville 16, Tennessee 14<\/p>\n

Baltimore 35, Pittsburgh 7<\/p>\n

Houston 34, Indianapolis 7<\/p>\n

Washington 28, NY Giants<\/p>\n

San Francisco 33, Seattle 17<\/p>\n

San Diego 24, Minnesota 17<\/p>\n

Arizona 28, Carolina 21<\/p>\n

NY Jets 27, Dallas 24<\/p>\n

New England 38, Miami 24<\/p>\n

Oakland 23, Denver 20<\/p>\n

“Surprises (Beast Of The Week), Disappointments (Childish Stat Of The Week) and Song Of The Week”<\/p>\n

Biggest Surprise<\/strong>– This was a great first week of the NFL. The biggest surprise would have to be Cam Newton (Beast of the week) throwing for over 400 yards<\/p>\n

Biggest Disappointment<\/strong>– I would say was Donovan McNabb throwing for under 40 yards while actually playing an entire game. That’s so childish.<\/p>\n

My song of the week<\/strong> goes to Reggie Bush. The song is “Never Would’ve Made It” By Marvin Sapp. He gets the song because his late TD helped me win my fantasy football game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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