{"id":1287,"date":"2011-12-09T09:56:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inkstarzz.com\/sports\/2011\/12\/new-orleans-looks-like-a-third-world-country-id-drown-myself-if-o-lived-in-detroit-jared-allen\/"},"modified":"2011-12-09T09:56:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T14:56:00","slug":"new-orleans-looks-like-a-third-world-country-id-drown-myself-if-i-lived-in-detroit-jared-allen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/2011\/12\/09\/new-orleans-looks-like-a-third-world-country-id-drown-myself-if-i-lived-in-detroit-jared-allen\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;New Orleans looks like a third-world country, i&#8217;d drown myself if I lived in Detroit&#8221;- Jared Allen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block;margin-right:auto;margin-left:auto;\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/inkstarzz.com\/sports\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/wpid-JaredAllen1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings had some harsh words about the cities of Detroit and New Orleans. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t like going to Detroit,&#8221; Allen said. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be honest, it&#8217;s gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There&#8217;s like Brownstones everywhere and I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Awesome.&#8217; I don&#8217;t know, I couldn&#8217;t do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I&#8217;d just drown myself in the river that was across the way.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not trying to be mean, but it&#8217;s just depressing when I go there,&#8221; he continued. &#8220;There&#8217;s two cities like I don&#8217;t go out to eat or don&#8217;t do anything. It&#8217;s Detroit and New Orleans. New Orleans looks like I&#8217;m driving through a third-world country every time I get off the plane, I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Oh, flak jacket.&#8217; I&#8217;m trying to get down. I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Ah, crap, I can&#8217;t carry my gun here. This sucks.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mlive.com\/lions\/index.ssf\/2011\/12\/jared_allen_if_i_had_to_live_i.html\">Click here<\/a> for full article <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings had some harsh words about the cities of Detroit and New Orleans. &#8220;I don&#8217;t like going to Detroit,&#8221; Allen said. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be honest, it&#8217;s gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There&#8217;s like Brownstones everywhere and I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Awesome.&#8217; I don&#8217;t know, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[423,678,982,1455],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yesiball.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}